There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.